That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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