the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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