whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Randomize
