You really coming over, don't trick.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Randomize
