I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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