i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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