In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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