I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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