we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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