I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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