I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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