Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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