remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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