btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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