Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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