Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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