I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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