My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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