apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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