butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
is that a dick in a sweater?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
