Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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