How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he fucked my hip out of place.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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