you traded sex for a burrito?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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