Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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