Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I could fuck to npr.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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