We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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