Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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