doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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