love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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