Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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