just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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