if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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