last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I am mentally ready for anal.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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