Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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