Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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