she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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