he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
pray to the hookup gods
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
