So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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