fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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