Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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