i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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