i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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