I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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