The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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