this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My breasts were aching with rage.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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