I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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