Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Is it penis luge time yet?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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