i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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