At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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