Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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