Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
