Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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