I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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