He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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