Umm I'm too high to move.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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