Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
