went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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