so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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