Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I am naked and annoyed.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He has the fingertips of a God
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