Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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